Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: a thesaurus.
Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?
Q: Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
A: Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
A: The dino-snore!
Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?
A. Sir
Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Bed!
Bed who?
Bed you can't guess who I am!
Knock Knock.
"Who's There?"
UPS. Sign for this please.
And finally, I have a joke of my own.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dwain.
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwowning! (Drowning:)
Q: Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
A: Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
A: The dino-snore!
Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?
A. Sir
Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Bed!
Bed who?
Bed you can't guess who I am!
Knock Knock.
"Who's There?"
UPS. Sign for this please.
And finally, I have a joke of my own.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dwain.
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwowning! (Drowning:)
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